breath again..

Start each day as a new journey of self discovery. Let go of yesterday and tomorrow and embrace the power of now. Remind yourself daily of the newness
of life in the moment.

taLok :D

Just relax and think.


man
1. ------------
board



Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.



stand
2. ------------
i





Ans. = I understand


OK.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare?


3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/





Ans. = reading between the lines



4. r
road
a
d




Ans. = cross road


Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.

5. cycle
cycle
cycle




Ans. = tricycle


Not easy to figure out ha!

0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.




Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought!!

knee
7. ------------
light




Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)


U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
8. ---------------
feet feet feet feet feet feet



Ans. = six feet underground


Oh no, not again!!


9. he's X himself




Ans. = he's by himself


Now u messing up big time.

10. ecnalg




Ans. = backward glance


Not even close!!

11. death . life




Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ................

12. THINK





Ans. = think big!!

And the last one is real fundoo............

13. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....





Ans. = long time no 'C' (see)


lol

funny clip

sexy? LOL

scared by men

Three answers most scared by men

1. W h a t e v e r
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want :(, cuz the later i will got a lot of pimples !
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood...
Women: Seafood 's not good, later I got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever

2. A n y t h i n g
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie?
Long time we didn't watch movie
Woman: Watching movie 's not good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired huh?
Men: Then find a car and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. Y o u d e c I d e
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: What to walk with empty stomach huh?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever
Men: Eat what? Anything!

dummies

Dear Wife :
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leavingyou for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weekshave been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you hadquit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and evenwore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps.

You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or youdon't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.Your EX-Husband.

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!

Dear Ex-Husband:
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.It's true that you and I have been married for seven years,although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.

I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was "You look just like a girl!"but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal,you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxerson because the price tag was still on them. I prayed thatit was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning ... And your silk boxers were$49.99.

After all of this, I still l oved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars,
I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica . But when I got home you were gone.Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with the letter that you wrote, you won'tget a dime from me.
So take care.

Signed,Rich As H_e_l_l_ and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla,
my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem

This post was written by the sharing of sis Mel who got it from her friend lol..

Weird Thing

Look damn hot, isnt it? LOL

YAY : 07.07.07

free stuffs

These free samples have been found which mainly in UK only,
but there are some offers for other countries too :D

Freebies: Some freebies require signing up to newsletters.

Scented Candles http://www.kiarie.co.uk/dailymailoffer.aspx?trackid=dailymail2 UK only

Perfume sample http://um.chanel.com/inscontain.php?la=en-gb&lo=gb&re=chanelcom

Suncream http://www.mosquit-ex.co.uk/p20/news.htm Uk only

Cereal http://www.jordanscereals.co.uk/page.asp?partid=157&minmnth=1&maxmnth=3&year=... promotional code CEREAL

Fragrance sample http://www.hugofragrances.com/site.php?useLanguage=uk&pageID=4000

Free Drink http://www.justminiatures.co.uk/free_drink_submission.html

Free recipe mats http://marmite.com/forum/index.php?sid=40499383fa272af40237a4ec4395c739

Free Keyring http://www.gsocks.uk.com/register.php

Free pen http://www.uniball.co.uk/jetstream/

Iced Coconut Drink, password is BOUNTYFRAPPE http://www.marsdrinks.com/bountyfrappe/

Bold 2 in 1Washing powder http://www.freshliving.com/bolduplift/free_sample.htm
(I received my sample today and I'm just washing now, it says it does 1 wash but for my machine it'll do at least 2, maybe 3.)

Fragrance http://www.escada-fragrances.com/ loads slowly

Pantene Colour stuff http://www.easyanswer.net/p&g/optimum/panteneCE2856/default.asp?check=true

Olay Total Effects Cream http://www.easyanswer.net/P&G/OPTIMUM/Olay2861/Default.asp?check=true

Free chocolate http://www.carbolitefoods.co.uk/page.php?cal=no&cid=64&user=email

Free sweetieshttp://www.happycl.com/trial%20request.htm

Body stuff http://www.syence.com/request_sample.asp?cookiecheck=yes&

Tea http://www.redbushtea.com/feedback/feedback.asp

Razor http://www.quattrotitanium.co.uk/

Bath/shower stuff http://www.originalsource.co.uk/free_sample/?sample_number=1

Cat food http://www.catslikefelix.co.uk/common/shortreg.asp?backID=62

skincare http://www.simpleoilcontrol.com/v2/oilcontrol/sample.asp

Baby stuff http://www.babyfreebies.co.uk/

Dog, cat or ferret food http://www.wellbeloved.co.uk/
Click on either dog, cat or ferret then Free Sample

Free Alien perfume sample http://www.handbag.com/beauty/promotions/alien/

Vera Wang Princess perfume sample http://www.startsampling.com/sm/20361/captureAddress.iphtml?item=20361&source= US only

Chocolate http://www.chocoeasy.com/chocolate_samples.php seems to be US only

Freebie Sites, A lot of offers are repeated, but there are a few different ones on each site.

There maybe US versions of .co.uk sites

http://www.freebietown.co.uk/

http://www.freebiesbank.co.uk/

http://www.freebiersclub.co.uk/

http://www.freebieuk.com/

http://www.50plusfreebies.co.uk/

http://www.freestuffandfreebies.co.uk/

http://www.zfreebies.com/

http://www.ofree.net/ Mainly US, some UK, canada, australia and international offers

http://www.free-goods-and-stuff.co.uk/

This post was written by Attic Dwelling , got this via fwd email lol

funny cell's chain

WTH

Do You Follow Your Heart or Head?

Are you a thinker or a feeler?

When you've got to make a decision,
which one sways you most?

Are you cool enough?

Doh!

Don't Worry Be Happy

*smile*

¸.•`WelCome To My World♪

Can One Truly Find True Love Through The Net?

Do you believe in cyber love? Well, I do. I was once ‘there’. The cyber-courting days back when MIRC and ICQ ruled. Relationship that started from an innocent ‘hello’ and developed into late night chats and endless phone calls. The little kisses that were given out so easily through the chat room which then developed into real hard copy “Miss You” cards. When cyber friendship became real life relationship and the sweet memories of the virtual world collided with reality, how would you know which one is real? The caring, sensitive and humorous guy you knew online, or the personality of a womaniser of whom he’s infamous for among his friends? He was a charming gentleman who portrayed himself as the perfect man. One who would open the car door for me and brought me roses when he was late. Who would switch sides with me while crossing the road so that I won’t be facing the on-coming traffic. The romantic guy who serenaded sweet melodies into my ears as we danced the night away under the stars. But what’s a girl to do when she finds out that she’s just another trophy girl in his conquest to prove himself to his friends, and the one he truly loved was that one girl he could never get? Oh yes, he turned out to be quite a seasoned ‘player’. In fact, by now, he’s probably the guru of all gurus. One of his friends once told me he kept pictures of all the girls he dated in what he called his little black book of “The X-es Club”. A person can be so misguided when in love. So blinded by the memories of chat history that we tend to believe the person we knew through the virtual world because those seemed so real, while reality seemed surreal. That through such long distance relationship, a person can juggle between two and even three relationships and never get caught. When one could introduce you to his parents in the evening, sends you off and goes home at night with another girlfriend, wakes up the following morning and cooks her breakfast, then rushes off in the afternoon to pick another girl from a distant college and repeat the same cycle with much creativity and style. All the while, maintaining close contact with you through sms-es and yes, internet chats. So, yesterday when I chanced upon a dating site called chineselovelinks.com, my instant reaction was a “hah!” with a smirk and to click “x” but curiosity got the better of me. Something caught my attention - the testimonials of happily married couples who started through the ‘cyber world’ dating.I wasn’t convinced, quite an irony really…since I’m a wedding planner, and yes, I’m also a romantic at heart. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not bitter because of my past experience and neither am I a cynic when it comes to Internet dating, or whatever you call it these days. Like I said, I do believe in cyber love. I just don’t believe in the authenticity of it all. Can a love that is built over the Internet surpass all levels of cultural differences? Can you still connect with each other when there’s the language barrier in between? Can a Texan white guy who can’t speak Mandarin find true love in a mainland Chinese girl who speaks minimal English? What happens when you realise that you connect better when you’re both online? And after months of long distance friendship, will there be the awkwardness of trying to find a topic of interest when you finally meet in person, face-to-face? So, to satisfy my curiosity and to give cyber love that one chance to blossom again, I signed myself up. The service is free but your membership status would be much like a mere spectator. With a standard membership status, you won’t be able to send e-mails to another Standard member. You’ll only be able to “express your interest”. If you would like to have more ‘opportunities’ of finding your true love, you will need to upgrade to Gold or Platinum membership – and this is when you have to pay a monthly subscription fee. The mechanics are simple. If you are interested in someone, you can choose to “Show Interest” and wait for a reciprocal from the other party or “Send Mail” and confess your desire to take it to the next level – NO, it’s not cyber sex – by next level definition, means giving your MSN or personal e-mail! J So, after over an hour of browsing through the picture gallery, I showed interest to about a million men and sent over a zillion e-mails. Ok, so, I’m exaggerating. My point is…choices are abundant! Men here……are……perfect. As the saying goes, if things are too good to be true, then they usually are too good to be true. Check out some snippets of these interesting profiles: · Tall, dark and handsome (Classic!) · I would like to find a wife as soon as possible. Live can be lonely. · I’m your angel. · Honest! (Just a one-word description) · A gentle, caring guy looking for a real woman. You can be my woman on top, I’ll give you all the authority. I like a woman in control while I take the back seat and you can get me to do anything you want. · I’m a homely guy who enjoys cooking for my girl. · I’m a well-balanced financial analyst who enjoys the great outdoor, cooking and watching movies. I recently moved to Shanghai, living in a studio penthouse ……………….…………..…………..looking for a petite Chinese girl whom I could spend quality time with and also practice my Mandarin language. And some people, who took all the fuss and time to list themselves here along with all the necessary personal details, summarised their profile into: · I don’t give you a f***. · Don’t bug me if you want a relationship. Ah…the myriads of interesting personalities in this big big virtual world – a place where you are ‘picked’ based on the photo that you put up, and judged based on what you would like to be perceived as. I think it is much too complicated for an ordinary Chinese girl looking for a man who can simply love her for who she is ~FULL STOP~ The chineselovelinks.com is a Chinese dating site that assists singles to find a Chinese partner for friendship, dating, romance or marriage with people from around the world. It is managed by cupid service and has many other sites offering similar services but to cater to different ethnic mix such as Mexican link, Korean cupid (my favourite), Japan Cupid, Muslima.com, Singaporean Link and more. This post was written by Natasha Khoo

Life is up and down

SillY

"Jane Fonda" & "Mr. Right" Mickey Avalon @ Jimmy Kimmel Live

Some Say

what about you :::

н┼S t A Rн┴хн<

Bull & VenuS; the goddess of love and beauty. The major traits are solid strength, strong determination, and will accompanied by practical approach.Usually followers rather than strong-headed leaders, but as followers on my own will and wisdom, not swayed by the opinions of others.

Loyal and willing followers of the leaders I trust by choice and this can prove to be negative in cases when start succumbing to the unjust dictates of leaders. Once take a decision,
I do not easily waver.

Balanced, conservative, good, law abiding and a peace loving people who fear falling into debt. I am averse to change and loath revolutions. Time tested behavioral patterns.

Therefore, generally reliable, firm, intelligent, practical and steadfast in responses. Not an extremists. Value the Virtues of friendship, generosity and affection, and non-violence. Provoked beyond a limit. Anyway I can become explosive too. This, however, is not the norm of my character. Enjoy the beautiful things of life such as music, dance, and art. A natural off-shoot of this nature is my love for pleasure, luxury, good food, wine and so on. Yet, they remain temperate in their pursuit of good life. Enterprising, tactful and ambitious, hardworking with a methodical and practical approach to work. A conventional in my choice of trades, and sexually too. No promiscuous or experimental. Faithful and enjoy the pleasures of family life. Extremely possessive by nature. What we owns belongs to our and no one else. In this respect, I have to exert a lot of self-control in suppressing this instinct. I have a positive effect on other people’s lives due

to their sense of calmness and inner peace.
Immensely enjoy the good things of life—delicious food, nice clothes, heady wine, a tastefully furnished home and a beautiful love one.


Venus is considered to be the goddess of beauty and so it naturally follows that are the worshippers of truth, beauty, and creativity in any form. Beauty is not only something to be admired—it is a way of life

do not touch

The Bad Button :P

no one

We are all born for love It is the principle of existence and its only end... Benjamin Disraeli

:)guest book

.

Good Day

I shiver, shut the door
Can't think standing here no more
I'm alone, my mine's racing, heart breaking
Can you be everything I need you to be?
Can you protect me like a daughter?
Can you love me like a father?
Can you drink me like water?
Say I'm like the desert, just hotter..