iToilet

introducing the new iToilet

the recent unveiling of the new iMac, Steve Jobs had an idea.

Apple fanatics the world over applauded the idea. Everyone else paid no attention.

Just think how cool you'll look when your friends see you sitting on the iToilet! It comes in a wide range of gaudy colours to complement your other tasteless, over
the top Apple products!

A toilet to be proud of

We hope we have convinced you that you can't possibly go wrong with an Apple iToilet. Apple is dedicated to creating user-friendly products that are good value for money*
*Please note that unlike other toilets, the iToilet is not compatible with toilet paper (which is an outdated item according to Steve Jobs.)

Also, your initial $2500 iToilet purchase only includes the toilet bowl. Other items like the toilet seat, chain and pipes are sold separately at $700 each. Apple considers these items as 'non-essential' (just like the 'non-essential' items not included with the G4 such as a monitor, floppy drive or software for the DVD burner to write data DVD's)
Also, please note that an iToilet cannot be installed in a bathroom





What if Things Go Wrong?

Apple iToilets, like Apple computers, are so well designed and reliable that nothing can possibly go wrong! Never! Never ever! *



Please read the full story here & you will fugure out
that this iToilet has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Apple.
It is a joke (you knew that right? LOL) and is not meant to offend.

Credits: Electric Chicken
iToilet spoof advert written by Stephen Murray.
iToilet rendered images designed and modelled by Stephen Murray